MyLaffs Joke #412
A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll his lustful desire rises to a peak. His is just about to get frisky when she says "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to have a piss".
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK why don't you go behind this hedge".
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous body and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer he reaches through a gap in the foliage, his hand touching her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror "My God Mary have you changed your sex!".
"No" she replies", "I've changed my mind, I'm having a Shit instead".
