MyLaffs Joke #395
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JOHN DENVER STUFF

Q: Why did John Denver crash?
A: He wanted a smash hit in the 90's
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Q: What was the real reason Princess Di's car was going so fast?
A: She was running late for her flying lesson with John Denver.
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I heard that Elton John has interrupted his American tour to immediately begin work on a new song, "Like a brick in the wind".
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Q: What did John Denver discover about himself when his plane crashed?
A: He can't fly and he can't swim.
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Q: What was John Denver's Last Hit???
A: THE PACIFIC OCEAN!!!
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Q: Have you heard what caused John Denver to crash?
A: "There were these four paparazzi in hang-gliders, you see..."
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Just heard on CNN that John Denver was actually flying an experimental aircraft. The results of this experiment are............

It doesn't fucking work!
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