MyLaffs Joke #389
QUOTES FROM GEORGE CARLIN
They now say that tests on monkeys prove that HIV can be transmitted through oral sex. What I want to know is, what weirdo was hired to blow the monkeys?
The safest place during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
Hormone... The sounds a prostitute makes so you will think that you are a real good lay.
If I only had one tooth, I think I would brush it a real long time.
The reason that they call it "the American dream" is that you have to be asleep to believe it.
The term "bipartisan" usually means some larger-than-usual government deception is taking place.
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
Get smart..."No Comment" IS a comment!
Octopus... An eight-sided vagina.
Ban intelligence tests that are biased toward the intelligent! -(that's what all the bureaucrats and the politicians want, anyway.)
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a sketch artist.
When they catch a guy that who killed 27 people, they say "He was a loner.". Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.
Just because your penis surgery was not successful is no reason to go off half-cocked.
How come that dogs and cats are "put to sleep", when hogs and cows get slaughtered?
