MyLaffs Joke #375
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One day this man and is young son were taking a walk through the neighbourhood. As they were walking down the street, the little boy sees two dogs mating in yard across the street. He asks his dad "What are those two dogs doing daddy"... to which the dad replies... "they are making puppies".

Later that night after the boy has gone to bed, the mother urges the dad to go upstairs to have sex. The dad agrees.

As they are having sex the little boy walks in to their room. Seeing what his parents are doing, he asks "Daddy what are you doing to mommy?"

The dad replies "We're making you a little brother or sister".

After hearing this the little boy replies "Well turn her over, I want a puppy instead."
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