MyLaffs Joke #373
Two old friends were sitting in a bar talking "How's your wife?" asked the first man.
"Well I just gave her a new car and a fur coat".
The second one said "A new car and a fur coat. Why?"
"Because I told her if she didn't like the new car she would look good when she exchanged it." says the second man "You should do something nice for you're wife."
One week later they saw each other again, "So did you do anything nice for your wife?" asked the second man.
"Sure did," said the first man "got her a pair of slippers and a dildo".
"A pair of slippers and a dildo??" the second man said.
The first man replies, "I told her if she didn't like the slippers she could go fuck herself."
