MyLaffs Joke #370
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Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
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Mommy, mommy! Why's everybody running?
Shut up and reload!
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Mommy, mommy! My head hurts.
Shut up and get away from the dartboard!
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Mommy, mommy! It's dark down here.
Shut up or I'll flush it again!
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Mommy, mommy! Why do they say I'm ugly?
Shut up and comb your face!
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