MyLaffs Joke #354
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Billy's father had a lot of guns around the house and was always telling Billy things about guns and how to take care of them, etc.

Well, one day Billy was in the tub masturbating, and his mother walked in just as he was ejaculating.

She stormed out, and Billy chased after her, saying, "I wasn't playing with myself! I was just cleaning it and it went off!"
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