MyLaffs Joke #350
MORE LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many real women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
Q: How many sex therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way.
Q: How many sexists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They'll have their girls do it for them.
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Q: How many terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 20. One to do it and 19 to develop a distraction.
Q: How many tourists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Q: How many UNIX gurus does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but first he has to determine the correct path.
Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway.
Q: How many USENET users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and 49 to talk about it on net.bulbs.d.
Q: How many White House aides does it take to change one of Reagan's light bulbs?
A: None. They like to keep him in the dark.
Q: How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just 2.... the question is "How do they get in there?"
Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Why bother? NATO bombs are going to take the building out anyway.
