MyLaffs Joke #319
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MORE CHRISTMAS CRACKERS

How did the burglar enter the house?
Intruder window.
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Question: What fishes would you need, if your shoes wore out?
Answer: Soles and Eels.
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Question: What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
Answer: Cross-mouse cards.
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Mother: "I want you to take your brother to the Zoo."
Elder son: "If they want him let them come and get him."
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"Grandad, are you still growing?"
"No, why do you ask?"
"Because the top of your head is coming through your hair."
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Teacher: "Tell me one common link between all the great explorers?"
Tom: "They're all dead."
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sinbad.
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you'll never go to Heaven.
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What relation is a doorstep to a doormat?
Step-farther.
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What's copper nitrate?
A policeman's overtime.
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What happens if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
You get a woolly jumper.
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Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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