MyLaffs Joke #318
TAKEN FROM SOME CHRISTMAS CRACKER'S
Geoghraphy Lesson -
Teacher: "What's Gandhi's first name?"
Girl: "Goosey, Goosey."
(Honest to god that's how geography is spelt!)
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Did you hear about the Irishman who never bought a suit with two pairs of trousers?
He felt too hot wearing two pairs of trousers.
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A Toast
"I drink the health of often-who-came.
Who often comes not, I must also name,
Who often comes not, I must also blame,
That he comes not often as others came."
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What's bright blue and weighs five tonnes?
An Elephant holding his breath.
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Contrary Mary: "It isn't the school I don't like. It's the principle of the thing."
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Who was born in a stable and had a million followers?
Arkle. (Famous racehorse!)
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Did you hear about the chicken who wanted to take dancing lessons?
She wanted to be a hentertainer.
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"Say, do you have the confidence to lend me a pound?"
"I have the confidence but I don't have the pound."
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"Did the medicine I gave your Uncle straighten him out?"
"It sure did. They buried him today."
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How do you spell 'Tipperary'?
Do you mean the town now or the County?
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What did one street say to the other?
Run along and I'll meet you at the corner.
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"How do you like my new sculpture?"
"It's marbleous!"
