MyLaffs Joke #303
Having moved up from kindergarten, the tiny students were just getting accustomed to first grade. The teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words" she'd kept reminding them.
She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Joey what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo." he said.
"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN, use big people words!"
She then asked Johnny what he had done.
"I read a book" he replied.
"That's wonderful," the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Johnny looked thoughtful, then brightened and said "Winnie The Shit."
