MyLaffs Joke #301
WINTER QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Q: What is THE main reason Santa is so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
A: They both have ornamental balls.
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
A: Because the snow blower was coming down the block.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
