MyLaffs Joke #299
Three racehorses stood in their stalls.
One said to other others: "I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!" he bragged.
The next said with a snort, "Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!"
Then the third horse spoke up proudly, "Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!"
This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls.
The Greyhound said, "I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them."
The horses looked at each other in amazement and one gasped, "Wow! A talking greyhound!"