MyLaffs Joke #299
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Three racehorses stood in their stalls.

One said to other others: "I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!" he bragged.

The next said with a snort, "Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!"

Then the third horse spoke up proudly, "Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!"

This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls.

The Greyhound said, "I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them."

The horses looked at each other in amazement and one gasped, "Wow! A talking greyhound!"
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