MyLaffs Joke #293
LETTERS TO SANTA
Dear Santa,
Please give me a doll this year. I would like her to eat, walk, do my homework, and help me clean my room.
Thank you, Jenny
Dear Santa,
Thanks for the race car last year. Can I have another one, only this time one that is faster than my best friend's race car?
Ricky
Dear Santa,
I wish you could leave a puzzle under the tree for me. And a toy for my sister. Then she won't want to play with mine and I can have it to myself.
Merry Christmas, Cassie
Dear Santa,
You can send me one of everything from the boys' section of the Sears catalogue. But nothing from the girls' section. I can't wait for Christmas to come.
Kent
Dear Santa,
Could you come early this year? I've been really super good, but I don't know if I can last much longer. Please hurry.
Love, Jordan
Dear Santa,
I lost my list of toys, so please just send me the stuff that you forgot from last year.
Todd
Dear Santa,
What should I leave for your reindeer to eat? Do they like cookies, too? My mom won't let me bring hay into the living room.
Your friend, Sandy
Dear Santa,
I need a new skateboard for Christmas. The one I got now crashes too much. Band-Aids would be OK too.
David
Dear Santa,
Would you rather I leave you cookies and milk or pizza and beer? Dad says you'd probably like the pizza. Write back right away to let me know.
Love, Lisa
Dear Santa,
Please give me a tank, a jet fighter, 20 green soldiers, and a bazooka gun. I'm planning a surprise attack on my brother. So don't tell anyone.
Thanks, Danny
Dear Santa,
How will you get into our house this year? We don't have a chimney and my father just installed a very expensive security system.
Julie
Dear Santa,
Mommy says that you only bring presents for the good little boys. That isn't fair.
Brian
Dear Santa,
How old are you? How did you meet Mrs. Claus? Is your first name really Santa? Can I be an elf next year? Who is your favourite kid? How do you fit all those toys in your sleigh? I have more questions for later.
Your pal, Pauline
Dear Santa,
My mother told me to write to you and say thanks for the train set. My dad plays with it all the time.
Mike
Dear Santa,
I would like just one of everything.
Thank you. Nancy
