MyLaffs Joke #292
HIM:
1: Pull up to ATM
2: Insert card
3: Enter PIN number and account
4: Take cash, card and receipt
HER:
1: Pull up to ATM
2: Check makeup in rearview mirror
3: Shut off engine
4: Put keys in purse
5: Get out of car because she stopped too far from machine
6: Hunt for card in purse
7: Insert card
8: Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
9: Enter PIN number
10: Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11: Hit "cancel"
12: Re-enter correct PIN number
13: Hit "cancel"
14: Call husband to get correct PIN number
15: Check balance
16: Look for envelope
17: Look in purse for pen
18: Make out deposit slip
19: Endorse checks
20: Make deposit
21: Study instructions
22: Make cash withdrawal
23: Get in car
24: Check makeup
25: Look for keys
26: Start car
27: Check makeup
28: Start pulling away
29: STOP
30: Back up to machine
31: Get out of car
32: Take card and receipt
33: Get back in car
34: Put card in wallet
35: Put receipt in checkbook
36: Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
37: Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
38: Check makeup
39: Put car in gear, reverse
40: Put car in drive
41: Drive away from machine
42: Travel 3 miles
43: Release parking brake
