A guy sits down at the bar and sees a real beauty sitting at the other end.
He tells the bartender to get a drink for her.
"Don't bother dude, she's a lesbian."
"I don't care!" says the guy, "Gimme the drink and I'll take it over myself..."
So the guy slides up and sits down next to the lady and says: "So babe, what part of Lesbia are you from?"...
