MyLaffs Joke #259
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A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "One of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "One of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey and butter.) Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or should I?"
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