The confession line was very long and the priest needed to use the bathroom badly. He called in one of the alter boys and asked him to fill-in for a minute. The priest gave him a list of sins and penance. Just match them up.
The first women confessed to giving the neighbour a blowjob and anal sex. These weren't on the list, so the alter boy asked another alter boy, "What does the father give for anal sex and a blowjob?"
"He usually gives me a bag of chips and a soda."
