MyLaffs Joke #251
A very religious guy called John finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into church and begins to pray........... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. John goes back to church....................."God, please let me win the lottery. I've lost my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and John still has no luck!!
Back to church.................. "God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house and my car, and now my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order???"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and John is confronted by the voice of GOD himself.
"JOHN, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A FUCKING TICKET."