MyLaffs Joke #242
Three lawyers met at an upscale night-spot for drinks one Friday night, got real plastered and met with unfortunate results on their way home. On Saturday, they were comparing notes during a round of golf.
Lawyer 1 said he had got so drunk that he became disoriented and was very sick. When he arrived home he said that he was in such bad shape that he even blew chunks.
Lawyer 2 said he thought he had an even worse experience. He lost control of his new BMW and totalled it by driving it into a utility pole. Fortunately, he wasn't injured in the crash.
Lawyer 3 claimed his experience was the worst. He said when he got home his girlfriend was so pissed at him for being out late that she started throwing things at him. She totally destroyed a Ming dynasty vase that had an appraised value of over a half a million dollars. Then she went into the garage and started up his new Ferrari after dumping sugar in the gas tank.
Lawyer 1 was standing there just shaking his head and crying uncontrollably. The other two asked him what was the matter. He said, "You guys just don't understand - "Chunks" is my dog!"
