MyLaffs Joke #234

One day in Heaven, God, John the Baptist and Moses were having a very serious discussion. God said, "We've got to do something about this Clinton thing. He's really messed up this time. I've got to come up with something so this kind of thing won't happen again. They all decided there needed to be an eleventh commandment, but what would it be....

So they put their three heads together and thought and thought ... they walked around in circles and pondered what in the world they could do.

Finally God spun around and said ... "I've got it!! I've got it!! I've got the eleventh commandment. This should take care of any thing like what Bill did from happening in the future.

The eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod in thy staff".

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