MyLaffs Joke #217
One morning, a son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, "Son, where are you going?"
The son replied, "I'm going to catch me some chickens."
The father said, "Son, you can't catch a chicken with chicken wire." But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing.
Later on that day the son came home with two chickens in his hand.
The father thought to himself, "I guess he knows what he's doing."
The next morning the son got up and was about to leave the house with some duct tape.
The father said, "Son, where are you going?"
The son replied, "I'm going to catch some ducks."
The father yelled, "YOU CAN'T CATCH DUCKS WITH DUCT TAPE!"
The son insisted he knew what he was doing.
Later on that day, the son came home with two ducks under each arm.
The next morning, the son got up with a hand full of pussy willows...
The father said, "WAIT UP SON, JUST LET ME PUT ON MY SHOES!"
