MyLaffs Joke #212
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a Polish Meatball Sandwich.
The man at the counter said, "What a Pollack."
The Polish man said, "I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter and asked for a kosher salami on rye, would you call him a stupid Jew?"
"Probably, " replied the clerk.
"And if an Italian came in here and asked for spaghetti and meatballs, would you also insult him?"
"Probably," the clerk again replied.
"Why you're nothing but a bigot. Why do you have to insult everyone who is different from you?"
"Because this is a HARDWARE store!"