MyLaffs Joke #201
USEFUL PRODUCT INFORMATION
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: - Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP, IT SAYS: - Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: - Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT: - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: - Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: - Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): - Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: - Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: - Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: - Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.