MyLaffs Joke #189
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Q: What's the best way to frustrate a man?
A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving HER money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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