MyLaffs Joke #185
QUICK BLONDE JOKES
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp in the corner of the fax!
Q: Why won't pharmacists hire blondes as secretaries?
A: They keep on breaking those bottles in the typewriter!
Q: How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Tuesday!
Q: What did a blonde get on her SAT test?
A: Nail Polish
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever
Q: What do you call a blonde who lives in Alaska?
A: A Frosted Flake.
