MyLaffs Joke #164
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SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND WONDER

At a number of US military bases... "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."

In a Florida maternity ward... "No children allowed."

In front of a New Hampshire car wash... "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

In a Los Angeles clothing store... "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

In a Texas funeral parlor... "Ask about our layaway plan."
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