SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND WONDER
At a number of US military bases... "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
In a Florida maternity ward... "No children allowed."
In front of a New Hampshire car wash... "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
In a Los Angeles clothing store... "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In a Texas funeral parlor... "Ask about our layaway plan."