MyLaffs Joke #153
Dear Bewildered,
I don't know if you are aware but, and I know this to be a fact, well actually a friend of a friend of a guy who knows about these things told me, that quite often manufacturers get thousands of free copies of the "Book of Mormon", stick new covers on them and send them out as manuals! As only one person in a thousand ever looks inside the manual, and that one person is such a geek that he wouldn't admit to not understanding what the hell the "Book of Mormon" is about, the people who do this can save themselves a fortune.
And talking of installing software does anyone ever read the 'Licensing Agreement' on the sealed envelope? Just for interest, and the fact that I was waiting a few hours for the software to install, I read one the other day. Here's what it says:
By breaking this seal, the user thereby agrees to abide by all the terms and conditions which we can vary from moment to moment as nobody ever reads them anyway. With the solemn cub scout promise of dyb dyb dyb dob dob dob you do so agree to such other terms and conditions, both real and imaginary, as the Software Company (herein known as us), their heirs and successors, shall deem necessary and appropriate, including the right to enter the user's (herein known as the mug who bought this rubbish) home and examine his/her girly/manly picture collection, as well as their dirty linen basket if we so feel like it, take it or leave it, until death do us part, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, finders keepers, losers weepers, the last one to finish reading this is a sissy, for ever and ever, amen. Have a nice day!
On another point does anyone actually think that Bill Gates is a real person? I for one don't because I have worked out that WILLIAM GATES is really an anagram of I AM A SWELL GIT! I just wonder how long Microsoft(c)(tm)(r) can keep on pretending that there is a seriously rich person behind what is obviously a front organization for an alien invasion by Martians? If you have ever tried to speak to any of their 'Technical Support Representatives' then you will know what I am talking about. It very quickly becomes clear that you are talking to people from another planet. It's a good job that I am a member of the MENSA (Martians Everywhere, Now Stay Alert) Society otherwise I don't think I could have spotted these obvious things!
Well, I gotta go now as my crayons need sharpening.
All the best,
Your Friend
