MyLaffs Joke #141
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One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house.

"Hey Spidey," said Superman, "let's go get a burger and a beer."

"No can do," said Spiderman, "I've got a problem with my web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it."

So Superman went over to the Batcave. "Hey Batman," said Superman, "let's go get a burger and beer."

Not today, Supe," said Batman. "My Batmobile has a flat tyre and I've got to fix it today. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it."

A somewhat disgruntled Superman took to the air, cruised around the skies and found himself over a penthouse apartment. And what did his super vision see? None other than Wonder Woman, lying on the deck, spread-eagled, stark-naked.

Superman had a brilliant idea. "They always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet. And I've always wondered what it would be like to make love to her." He zoomed down, did the deed, and flew off in a flash.

All of a sudden Wonder Woman sat up and said, "What the hell was that?" and the Invisible Man climbed off her replying, "I don't know, but my ass hurts like hell."
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