MyLaffs Joke #129
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One day, an Eskimo family arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native village, and it didn't take long before the wife got lost. The Eskimo husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it.

When he got there, a police officer asked him for the wife's description.

"What's that?" asked Eskimo.

"Well, you see a description is telling what something looks like. For example, my wife is 25-years-old, 5'11", 140 lbs, 38-25-36 measurements. Now, what can you tell me about your wife?"

"The hell with her, lets go look for yours!"
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