MyLaffs Joke #121
Two old ladies, Jill and Sandy, were walking in the park. Jill said, "I might as well die now, I've done everything and there is nothing left to live for."
Then Sandy said, "I know something you haven't done. It's called streaking."
Jill: "Streaking? I've never heard of that."
Sandy: "You go behind this bush and take off all your clothes and I'll take them across the park. When I give you the high sign, you take off and run naked through the park to were I'm waiting."
Jill: "Well, I've never done that before so OK."
They do that and when Sandy goes across the park and gives the high sign Jill dashes out and runs through the park.
She passes two old men, Paddy and Mick sitting on a park bench.
Paddy says, "Mick, did you see what that woman was wearing?"
To which Mick replied, "No, but it sure needed ironing."
