MyLaffs Joke #104
A little boy comes in from school and asks if he can take his dog, Missy for a walk.
"You can't, dear, Missy's in heat." said the mother.
"What's heat, Momma?" asked the boy.
"Your Dad's out in the garage. You better go ask him." said Momma.
"Hey Daddy, I want to take Missy for a walk, but Momma says I can't cause she's in heat. What's heat?"
Well, the Dad was cleaning some tools in some gasoline. He took a rag, dipped it in the gasoline and rubbed it all over Missy's rear end.
"Don't worry about it, son. This will fix her."
With that the boy took Missy for the walk.
About twenty minutes later he returned without the dog.
"Where's Missy, son?" the Dad asked...
"She ran out of gas about two blocks away, daddy." answered the boy, but don't worry, one of the neighbor's dogs is pushing her home."
