MyLaffs Joke #69
PRINCESS DI STUFF!!
What did the Queen say when she heard Princess Diana died in a car wreck?
- Was Fergie with her?
Prince Charles was out early the other day walking the dog. When a passer-by said "Morning", Charles said, "No, just walking the dog."
What's the Queen giving Fergie for Christmas?
- A trip to Paris, dinner at the Ritz, and a chauffeur-driven Mercedes.
What did Princess Di say to Dodi after he gave her the Ring?
- Aren't we moving a bit too fast?
Why did Elton John sing at the funeral?
- Because he's the only queen who cares.
By the way, Elton John is now set to make a tribute record for Mother Teresa... 'Sandals in the Bin'
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
- 'These paparazzi are driving me up the wall'
What does Diana's bumper sticker say?
- My other car's a decoy.
What is the difference between leeches and the paparazzi?
- Leeches fall off after you die.
What did the French mortuary attendant say when he got the body bags?
- Zip-a-dee Dodi, Zip-a-dee Di.
Why did Diana want to die?
- She wanted to be the first to see Versace's 98 collection.
What were Di's last words?
- Leave me alone, I'm a bloody Princess!
Why did Di die?
- Because Mercedes bends.
When the people at the Ritz asked Princess Di if she wanted a room for the night she said, "No, I'm gonna crash with my boyfriend"
It's just another example of Franco/German anti-British collaboration that has been going on since 1914. Surely it's no coincidence that the world's best-loved Englishwoman was killed by a drunken Frenchman driving a German tank.
Did you hear about the new fairy tale for kids that's replacing the Cinderella and carriage story?
- It's about Diana at midnight. She turns into a pillar.
