MyLaffs Joke #65
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: Why do women call it P.M.S.???
A: Because the term "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: A whore screws everyone, a bitch screws everyone except you.
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.
Q: What goes: "CLICK - is that it? CLICK - is that it? CLICK - is that it?"
A: A blind person with a rubix cube.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
Q: Did you hear about the "guilty nanny diet?"
A: A few healthy shakes for breakfast and lunch and a vegi for dinner.
Q: Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause?
A: Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's nightstick and a magician's wand?
A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
Q: What's the best thing about being a paedophile?
A: Your dick looks big in their hands.
