MyLaffs Joke #63
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a grave digger?
A: They both dig dead people's holes
Q: How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
A: His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!
Q: What's the difference between a blimp and a thousand used condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear, the other's a damn good year!
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Cos they go and answer the door.
Q: What is the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?
A: The former is a hunt on the course.....
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this |<----------------------------------------->| is 12 inches.
Q: Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A: Cos women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q: What's the difference between a seagull and a baby?
A: A seagull flits along the shore.
