MyLaffs Joke #61
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week (hole weak).
Q: Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: 'Cos once you're finished with the breasts and the thighs all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in!!
Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid......... yes?
Well bubbles is back in town and he'd love to see you.
Q: Why don't blonde's water ski?
A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.
Q: What do you call the inanimate tissue around a vagina?
A: A woman.
Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: A woman will not take a 3.25-inch floppy.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
A: One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."
The other says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
