MyLaffs Joke #59
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.
Q: How do you recycle toilet paper?
A: Hang it on the wall and bash the shit out of it.
Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have little Black Boxes.
Q: What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones?
A: Mobile phones are for assholes.
Q: How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
A: Pick him up and start sucking his dick.
Q: What's the difference between a downhill putt and a blowjob?
A: You'll never hear a guy getting a blowjob say "slow down, stop, BITE YOU COCKSUCKER!"
