MyLaffs Joke #56
SHORT JOKES
What is a man's worst nightmare?
- Dolly Parton bottle feeding him.
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
- Neither. The rooster came first.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
- Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
- They can smell it but they can't eat it.
How do you determine the sex of your (computer) mouse?
- If there's a "pad" underneath, it's female.
What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer?
- The taste.
What can you assume when you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?
- Someone ran out of cement.
Why wasn't Jesus born in the U.S.A?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.