MyLaffs Joke #54
SHORT JOKES
What do you call the useless piece of skin around a vagina?
- A woman.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, with a ten inch penis?
- Partially disabled.
What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant?
- Her legs.
What's the difference between worry and panic?
- About 28 days.
Why do tampons have strings?
- So you can floss after eating.
What's the ultimate rejection?
- When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist during sex?
- She's not suppose to yell "Oh God, I'm ..."
How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups?
- Tell her she's pregnant.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
- Dress her up as a choir boy.
Why do women wear tampons when they skydive?
- So they don't whistle on the way down.
