MyLaffs Joke #52
SHORT JOKES
What does a woman do with her asshole in the morning?
- She makes him a sandwich and sends him to work.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
- Breasts don't have eyes.
How can you tell if your husband is sexually excited?
- He's breathing.
What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
- Both capture the moment.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
- Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why are brides dressed in white?
- So they match the rest of the appliances.
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
- Re- cycle them into a tyre and call it a Good Year.
Why is pubic hair always curly?
- Otherwise it'll poke your eyes.
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
- A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you.
Why is the penis so depressed?
- His best friends are two nuts who live next to an asshole.
