MyLaffs Joke #50
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
- So they won't hump female legs at cocktail parties.

Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
- When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
- You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?
- After 5 years your job still sucks.

Why are men are like public toilets?
- The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit.

What's the best thing about a blow job?
- Ten minutes of silence.

What is the definition of the perfect woman?
- A deaf and dumb nympho whose father owns a pub.

What do you call a woman with no asshole?
- Divorced or single.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
- You can unscrew a light bulb.

Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
- It changes their blood type.
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