MyLaffs Joke #50
SHORT JOKES
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
- So they won't hump female legs at cocktail parties.
Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
- When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
- You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
- After 5 years your job still sucks.
Why are men are like public toilets?
- The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
- Ten minutes of silence.
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
- A deaf and dumb nympho whose father owns a pub.
What do you call a woman with no asshole?
- Divorced or single.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
- You can unscrew a light bulb.
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
- It changes their blood type.