MyLaffs Joke #48
SHORT JOKES
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
- The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
- The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
What's the difference between men and pigs?
- Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What are those small bumps around a woman's nipples?
- They are Braille for "suck here".
What's a man's idea of foreplay?
- Half an hour of begging.
What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex?
- Call her up and tell her where you are.
Why do husbands die before their wives?
- They want to.
Why do women have tits?
- So men will talk to them.
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
- They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
