MyLaffs Joke #45
The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint light in the distance. So he headed towards it. He came to an old farmhouse and knocked on the door.
"Hello," he says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my truck is broken down. I wonder could I have a bed for the night?"
"Well," says the farmer, "there's only two rooms, myself and the wife in one, and my young daughter in the other."
"Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a bed for the night, your daughter will be as safe as a house," says the greatest truck driver in the world.
"All right," says the farmer, and they all went to bed.
At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard next door banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the greatest truck driver in the world driving it into his daughter, with his bare ass going up and down.
He went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. Then he snuck into the room and shoved the shotgun up the greatest truck driver in the world's asshole.
"All right," he says, "if you're the greatest truck driver in the world, try and reverse out of there with a full load."
