MyLaffs Joke #32
Three hillbillies are sitting on their porch in College Station, Texas. One says; "Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shoppin today and bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!"
Then the other guy says; "Aah that ain't nothin, my wife's dumber than that! She went shoppin yesterday and had a washin machine delivered." They all laughed and laughed, as nobody around there has plumbing!
The third hillbilly said; "Well, I reckon my woman's got to be the dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six condoms. Hell, she ain't got no penis!"