MyLaffs Joke #31
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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT .....

It's lonely at the top but you eat better.

A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

Digital circuits are made from analog parts.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

A company is judged by the president it keeps.

The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.

Windows 98 ......
a 64 bit file system patch on a
32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a
16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a
4 bit microprocessor, written by a
2 bit company, that can't stand
1 bit of competition.
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