MyLaffs Joke #29
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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT .....

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

ENDLESS LOVE: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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