MyLaffs Joke #18
A young woman walked up to the admittance desk at the hospital. "I need to see an upturn," she said.
"I suspect that you mean intern?" the nurse asked.
"Whatever, I came for a contamination."
"Contamination? I think you mean examination, right?"
"Whatever, I guess I'd best go to the fraternity ward, right?"
"I suppose you mean to say maternity ward?"
"Upturn, intern... examination, contamination... fraternity, maternity... what difference does it make? I mean to tell you, Sis, that I ain't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant.
