MyLaffs Joke #16
NEW TOURISM SLOGANS FOR NEW YORK CITY
10: We'll pick your pocket and steal your heart.
9: If our strippers don't smile, the next lap dance is free.
8: We break more laws by 9 AM than most cities do all day.
7: Come explore our mysterious puddles.
6: It's the city that never sleeps and rarely bathes.
5: Twice the fun and three times the crack.
4: We love to grope and it shows.
3: Food, folks, and felonies.
2: Yes that's a revolver in our pants, and yes we are happy to see you.
1: New York: the Gateway to Newark.
