MyLaffs Joke #8
bar

A women who had been out of town all week was greeted by her daughter who said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came into the room with the neighbour lady and they both took all their clothes off and they got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and . . ."

Mom held her hand up and said, "Not another word! I want you to tell your father exactly you've just told me."

The father came home and the wife tells him she's leaving him.

"But why?" the husband said.

"Go ahead, dear, tell daddy what you just told me."

"Well" said the little girl, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the neighbour lady from next door and they both got undressed and got in bed together. And then daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Sam when Daddy was away last summer!"
bar

Back
Back To The Jokes Menu - 00001 to 00100